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Andy



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 PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:19 pm    Post subject: Auf was die Welt schon lange wartete: Reply with quote Back to top



Quelle: Artikel - mactechnews.de

mehr zu Windows-Lite: CNN - Website
 
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 PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Andy, zu dieser Umfrage fehlt noch eine 7. mögliche Antwort:

Arrow WER HAT MIR EIN ASPIRIN

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 PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing indeed!
 
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 PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:17 pm    Post subject: Where is the difference ? Reply with quote Back to top

Where is the difference ?

Windows is already restricted in all these areas:
1- it is already impossible to use more than three applications at the same time since the system is so slow, dumb and inefficient (moreover, one of these three is the operating system and the second must be an anti-virus, i.e. you only use one application).
2- it is already restricted on the net since this bastard system catch all viruses you'd better stay off the net, and the attributes for file access are so badly defined that any shared directories in a threat for the whole system.
3- who needs more than 800x600 to run a unique local app ?

Wink

(did I mention that I HATE Windows ?)

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Andy



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 PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Where is the difference ? Reply with quote Back to top

wizard wrote:
Where is the difference ?

Windows is already restricted in all these areas:
1- it is already impossible to use more than three applications at the same time since the system is so slow, dumb and inefficient (moreover, one of these three is the operating system and the second must be an anti-virus, i.e. you only use one application).
2- it is already restricted on the net since this bastard system catch all viruses you'd better stay off the net, and the attributes for file access are so badly defined that any shared directories in a threat for the whole system.
3- who needs more than 800x600 to run a unique local app ?


Laughing Laughing Laughing Yeah, you're sooo right, David jan! Can't stop laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing It perfectly fits to the Topic "Humor".
 
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Sarkisoff



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 PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Vieleicht noch ein weiterer Grund? - Perhaps still another difference?


Microsft

Beweisstück A (Obsessed by the Devil-or a bad Imitation of Michael Jacksons "Moonwalk")
Beweisstück B ( Masses Sugestion with the impressive Sweat-Methode)



Apple

WWDC 2003 (no Comment)*
Mac World 2004 (no Comment)*


*Fast Internet-Connection needed*
 
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Andy



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 PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sarkisoff wrote:
Microsoft

Beweisstück A (Obsessed by the Devil-or a bad Imitation of Michael Jacksons "Moonwalk")
Beweisstück B ( Masses Sugestion with the impressive Sweat-Methode)


Laughing Danke Sarkis, Beweisstück B kannte ich noch nicht. Echt stark, wenn ein CEO vierzehn Mal "Developers" sagen kann. Die Beschränktheit von Microsoft kommt scheinbar von ganz oben.

Ach ja, noch was, kauft dem Jungen ein Klimaanlage: ist ja ein trauriger Anblick, dieses durchnässte Hemd.


Bild aus Beweisstück B - Jetzt wird mir auch klar, weshalb Microsoft dem
Windows neuerdings ebenfalls Tiernamen verleiht. Das nächste
Betriebsystem sollte Windows Longhorn heissen. Die Entwicklung
steht jedoch momentan eher noch auf Stufe: Windows Wild Pig
.
 
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 PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

 
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 PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Darüber hab ich heute gelacht: Microsoft für Huren --> http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzkultur/0,1518,314592,00.html

Laughing

ist aber alt..... Rolling Eyes
 
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Andy



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 PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

~lil~ wrote:
Darüber hab ich heute gelacht: Microsoft für Huren --> http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzkultur/0,1518,314592,00.html

Shocked Very Happy Laughing

Ja, die bringen fürwahr alles fertig.

Da fällt mir gerade ein: hatten nicht mal die Programmierer von Nescape Navigator im Programmcode ihres Browers zusätzliche Zeilen eingefügt, in welchem sie die Firma Microsoft beschimpften und darüber lästerten? Rolling Eyes
 
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